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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U &
ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U &
ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING
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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want
2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before
you hear it from someone else ............ Potato
Prices Have Gone Up ! |
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When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror
and say, "damn I am really so cute" u
will overcome your sadness. But don't make this
a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I
asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible,
he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said
"Let me try world peace" |
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Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams
are endless, memories are timeless A friend like
YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!! |
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I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little
star, You should know what you are, And once you
know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
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See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you
will dance once again, see the moon you will see
the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll
see the God cutest mistake. |
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EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind
: To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND
AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me...
!! GOT IT!!! |
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There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly,
so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful.
In short, you're just like.... me ! |
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If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If
you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze
thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take
A Tablet ! |
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person
can live without brain. Please tell them your age!
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When we had met, God gave me an option between a
good friend & a good memory. I dont remember
what i chose..... |
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Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people,
And Legends never talk, they send SMS... |
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God made a daylight n is called “SUN”,
God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”,
God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”,
God made a U n is called “CARTOON”, |
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A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his
wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because
in her absence I could complete this Book... |
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Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result..........
........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So
Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!! |
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind
u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and
very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced
the JOKER. |
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so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur
voice. u c how sweetly i lie. |
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For Heart Beat U Need Heart
Fr Heart U Need Happiness
Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr
Friendship U Need Me |
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Dreams make all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
Smile makes all the above things possible.... So,
BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY |
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Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene.
NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD. |
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i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don
get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X
Y Z hahahaha |
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PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM
A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS,
MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL |
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20
cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word
cat |
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It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS
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A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After
marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because
of each other.....!!! |
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