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Next Gen Child will sing in school
Twinkle Twinkle little star
I
just went to royal bar
Whisky rates are up so high
So drink beer with chicken fry. |
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2
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there
can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all! |
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3
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I..
I'd rather look at the moon again.. |
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4
Listen, are you always this stupid or are you
just making a special effort today? |
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5
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever
smelt it before... |
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6
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend |
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7
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you... |
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8
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons
having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each
other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise
ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged |
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9
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide??? |
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10
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache! |
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11
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now. |
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12
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... |
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13
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind
u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and
very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced
the JOKER |
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14
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art! m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u... |
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15
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come,
the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But
The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because
the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! |
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16
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means
S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU. |
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17
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the
zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in
and another to get out. |
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18
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2 |
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19
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2
thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So
if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r> |
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20
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! |
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21
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!! |
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