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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my
rocket and I will take you there .
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2
3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught
watching tv ... another playing football and the
third one was caught reading this txt message |
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3
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born smart
& handsome, but what the hell happend to you?
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4
The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass &
flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn't it rain on you? |
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Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies
on behalf of the whole world.. |
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6
How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ......
... .. ........ ..... ......... .. .... How to keep
an idiot entertained *press up* |
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Mobile phones are the only things in live of which
men talk about having the smallest. |
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